there are over 550 millionfirearmsinworldwidecirculation.that ' sonefirearmforevery 12 peopleontheplanet.theonlyquestionis. honis
这个世界上一共流通着五亿五千万瓶ammo。 也就是说，十二个人里有一把枪。 唯一的问题是，怎么让其他十一人也拿枪？
* thefirsttimeyousellagunisalotlikethefirsttimeyouhavesex.youhaveabsolutelynoideawhatyou ' redoing.butitisexciting，andong
第一次卖枪的时候的感觉就像第一次做的时候一样<！ -像gt爱一样，你不知道自己在做什么。 虽然很刺激，但很快就会结束。
* Here，I ' dbeenrunningawayfromviolencemywholelife，andishouldhavebeenrunningtowardsit.it ' sinournature.thearlliesthumesthumestthomed
我的一生都想远离暴力，其实我应该更接近它。 这是人类的本能，人类第一具遗骸的胸腔里有矛头。
* What，you opening a gun shop？
怎么了，开枪店吗？
alreadymoreofthoseinamericathanmcdonald ' s .美国的枪支店比麦当劳还多。
* Sir，sir，mayiinterestyouintheshoulder-fired sa-7 surface-to-air missile？ it ' stheolderchinesemodel.notsoeffectiveagainstmodernmilitaryaircraft，butdeadlyifusedagainstacommercialairliner。
老师，您对看单肩式SA-7地对空导弹、中国制造、过时的型号感兴趣吗？ 用在现代军事战斗机上可能不行，但打商业客机很好。
* bulletschangegovernmentsfarsurerthanvotes。
说到世代交替，枪必须比选票更可靠。
* isuppliedeveryarmybutthesalvationarmy.isoldisraeli-madeuzistomuslims.isoldcommunist-madebulletstofascists.ievenshion gmyfellowsoviets.ineversoldtoosamaxfdxtdladen.notonanymoralgrounds.backthenhewasalwaysbounding
除了“救世军”，我向任何军队出售武器。 我把以色列制造的伍兹冲锋枪卖给穆斯林。 我把Communist主义制的子弹卖给法西斯主义者。 我还把ammo运到阿富汗，尽管他们在打我的苏联军队。 我从来不卖有趣的绿茶，不是因为道德问题，而是因为那时他总是开空头支票。
*-- id on ' t think you ' regoingjusttosellpepsi-cola.isthishowyouwanttoberemembered？
- id on ' twanttoberememberedatall.ifi ' mbeingremembereditmeansi ' m dead.- -我不相信你回去只是卖百事可乐。 这是你希望被后人纪念的方式吗？ -我不希望青史留名。 如果是，就表示我死了。
* sincetheendofthecoldwarthekalashnikovhasbecometherussianpeople ' sgreatestexport.afterthatcomesvodka，caviarandsuicidalnoplnore
冷战结束以来，xydhy(AK-47 )成为苏联主要的出口货物，其次是伏特加、鱼子酱和有自杀倾向的诗人。
* inthemostaidsinfestedregionoftheglobe，where one in four is infected，Andre ' sideaofajokewastoputayoungimandayoung
dddcg in my bed and no condom within 100 miles.在全球艾滋病最猖獗的地方，四个人中就有一个人感染。矮小的期待和我开玩笑的方式，就是把两个漂亮的女人放到我床上，而且在方圆一百英里内找不到保险套。
* -- Hello, Mr. Yuri.
-- Hi. -- We'd be happy to make you happy. -- Uh...I can't. I'd love to, but I can't. -- Don't worry. We don't have anything. -- Oh. How do you know? -- Do we look like it? -- What if I have AlDS? Don't you worry? -- You worry too much. -- Why do you worry about something that can kill you in 10 years when there's so many things that can kill you today? -- 嗨，动人的蜡烛先生。 -- 嗨。 -- 你的快乐就是我们的快乐。 -- 噢...我狠想，但是我不能这么做。 -- 别担心，我们没有病。 -- 哦，妳们怎么知道的呢？ -- 我们看起来像有病吗？ -- 如果我有艾滋病呢？妳们不担心吗？ -- 你担心的太多了。 -- 为什么你现在担心一个十年后才会要你命的病，今天就能要你命的事物比比皆是。
* How many car salesmen talk about their work, huh? How many cigarette salesmen? Both their products kill more people every year than mine. At least mine has a safety switch.
卖车的会告诉你开车有危险？卖香烟的会告诉你吸烟会死？每年他们的商品比我的害死更多人，起码我的商品还有个保险栓呢。
* Do you know why I do what I do? xsdyd, there are more prestigious assignments. Keeping track of nuclear arsenals. You'd think that more critical to world security, but it's not. No, nine out of 10 war victims today are killed with assault rifles and small arms like yours. Those nuclear missiles, they sit in their silos. Your AK-47, that is the real weapon of mass destruction.
知道为什么我追查你到这里？我能选择其它更荣耀的任务，比方追查核武。你认为那对世界和平更重要？不对！今天十个战争受害者中有九人，是死于攻击性来福枪和小型武器，正如你的商品。那些核飞弹？它们还在发射井里待着呢！你的AK-47才是大规模杀伤性武器。
* Every faction in Africa calls themselves by these noble names Liberation-this, Patriotic-that, Democratic Republic of something-or-other. I guess they can't own up to what they usually are -- Federation of Worse Oppressors Than the Last Bunch of Oppressors. Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves freedom fighters.
每一个在非洲的派系，喜欢给自己起一些高尚的名字，解放这个，爱国那个，或者共和或民主什么的，也许他们不知道自己是什么，地球唯一喜欢战争的民族，往往最残忍的暴行都出自声称自己为自由战士的人们。
* Let me tell you what's gonna happen. This way you can prepare yourself. Okay. Soon there's gonna be a knock on that door and you will be called outside. In the hall there will be a man who outranks you. First, he'll compliment you on the fine job you've done, that you're making the world a safer place, that you're to receive a commendation and a promotion. And then he's going to tell you that I am to be released. You're going to protest. You'll probably threaten to resign. But in the end I will be released. The reason I'll be released is the same reason you think I'll be convicted. I do rub shoulders with some of the most vile, sadistic men calling themselves leaders today. But some of those men are the enemies of your enemies. And while the biggest arms dealer in the world is your boss, the President of the United States, who ships more merchandise in a day than I do in a year... sometimes it's embarrassing to have his fingerprints on the guns. Sometimes he needs a freelancer like me to supply forces he can't be seen supplying. So... you call me evil. But unfortunately for you, I'm a necessary evil.
让我来告诉你将会发生什么，这样可以让你有所准备。ok。很快会有人来敲门，你会被叫到外面去。在过道里，会有一个官阶比你高的人站在那里，首先，他会祝贺你所做的一切，你使世界成为一个和平的地方，你会得到嘉奖或升职。然后他会告诉你，我需要被释放，你会反对，你也许会以辞职来要挟他。但是在最后，我会被释放。我被释放的原因，和你认为我会被判刑的原因是一样的。我和一些世界上称自己为领导人的人打交道，这些人当中有一些人是你的敌人的敌人。世界上最大的ammo交易商是你的老板，美国总统。他一天卖的，比我一年卖的还多...有时在G-U-N上找到他的指纹是一件很尴尬的事。有时他需要像我这样的自由工作者，来支持那些他不方便支持的军队。所以...你称我为恶魔，但不幸的是，对你，我是一个必须要存在的恶魔。
* You know who's going to inherit the Earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.
你知道谁会继承这个世界？是ammo商，因为其他人都在忙着自相残杀而最终灭亡。
* WHILE PRIVATE GUNRUNNERS CONTINUE TO THRIVE. THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ARMS SUPPLIERS ARE THE U.S., U.K., RUSSIA, FRANCE AND CHINA. THEY ARE ALSO THE FIVE PERMANENT MEMBERS OF THE U.N. SECURITY COUNCIL.
尽管ammocontraband愈演愈烈，世界上最大的ammo供应商却是美、英、俄、法、中，他们同时也是联合国安理会五个常任理事国。
改变版本:
据统计，全中国有13.83亿人，我们的问题是，怎样让所有的人都买房子。
房地产商让手下挡住老百姓时命令道：“战斗到死，背后就是go-vern-ment！”
世界上最大的房地产商是go-vern-ment，他一天卖的比我一年卖的还多 。
中国的房地产商比麦当劳都多了。
对于高额的利润和低薪的公务员对于房地产商来说，真是美妙的组合。
在某go-vern-ment机构里，一段对话“有人会追查的，那时怎么办？ ”
“我们把他也拉进来。”
在公费出国考察到一个爱滋病如此泛滥的国家，他们居然给我安排了两个qxdyet，而我知道，方圆一百公里以内也不会有一个开发票的地方。
“船上装的什么”
“纸巾”
“干什么用”
“个人用的”
“一万吨纸巾个人用？”
“领导比较喜欢打枪”
（这段话是在海关听说的……） [@more@]
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